The Story of My Life...

Current Mood: blah

<<--Putting this pic in here just because i can...Mark is SO fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like the GREATEST movie Ever:

http://www.geocities.com/pussycat6969xxx/scary.html

a picture of my scary mark on my leg from the dog, looks like a fucking vampire bite or something. AHHHH! that creeps me out!

"Extraordinary [Average Everyday Sane Psycho]" ~Liz Phair

You think that I go home at night
Take off my clothes, turn out the lights
But I burn letters that I write
To you, to make you love me

Yeah, I drive naked through the park
And run the stop sign in the dark
Stand in the street, yell out my heart
To make, to make you love me

I am extraordinary
If you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary
I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

You may not believe in me
But I believe in you
So I still take the trash out
Does that make me too normal for you

So dig a little deeper cause
You still don't get it yet
See me lickin' my lips, need a primitive fix
And I'll make, I'll make you love me

I am extraordinary
If you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary
I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess

See me jump through hoops for you
You stand there watching me performing
What exactly do you do
Have you ever thought it's you that's boring
Who the hell are you

I am extraordinary
If you'd ever get to know me
I am extraordinary
I am just your ordinary
Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

Average every day sane psycho
Supergoddess
Average every day sane psycho

Average every day sane psycho

wow, been awhile since i've written any shit in here. well, let's see, yesterday i was with Jeremy from like 2:30 until 11:30, so that was really nice. first time i got to see him in like 2 weeks. tommorow will be a month since the first time me and him went out. Well yesterday we went to see Van Helsing. That movie is fucking awesome! kicks ass. Cant wait to go to the ride thing for it that they have @ Universal Studios in Hollywood..[6 more days til I leave!!]. Anyway..we went to Wal-Mart and then went and saw that movie, then went back to his place and just hung out and watched tv with his roommate for awhile. It was nice though. Just hopefully i'm gonna get to see him again soon, but probably not til the 18th :( Well yeah anyhow..last night when i came home, my fucking dog jumped on me like the second i walked in the door, so i have 3 claw marks on my leg and it looks like some kind of crazy bite or something, it looks kinda scary, all bruised and shit. Damn it hurt too. I was kinda hoping my brother would be done from work early tonight to see if he wanted to go see Van Helsing, because he did say he wanted to see it, but yeah he isnt home yet so i dunno when he intends to go see it. Well..my fucking computer went crazy again, i dunno what's wrong with it. this time i cant get it to start up at all and my dad is gonna flip shit if i tell him that. Well yeah, that's about it.

www.vanhelsing.net

Time/Date: May 6th  8:54 PM

Current Mood: Tired

Current Music: None

Watching: Was watching "Matrix Reloaded" a few minutes ago. Probably gonna go back to watching that in a little bit because honestly i could care less about the last episode of "Friends" never liked that show.

Eating: nuthin..had hot dogs and smiley face potatoes for dinner though, that's great! lol

Downloading: nuthin right now

What's Up: gonna go watch the rest of Matrix Reloaded in a few minutes. other than that, not much. tired as hell though. had a good day though. went shopping in Altoona with Leah and my brother..and found out that Eminem would bust a cap in someone's ass if he knew where they were selling his clothing line. LoL. Well, heard from Jeremy for the first time today in days..he said that when we were supposed to get together the other day he had food poisoning and was throwing up all day, so that's why he never called me or anything. but yeah i dunno. he claims he will try to be online more and everything so that we can actually talk more..so yeah hopefully. Well yesterday Chris went back home from college, and his dad hates him being on the computer, so in other words i'll probably never hear from him ever again, so yeah yesterday i pretty much had to just say goodbye to him :=( but oh well, maybe sometime he will at least email me or something, i dont know. Well..13 [almost 12 now] days left til California. that's great. gonna be great. all i hate is the damn flight, but once we actually get there it's gonna be great. Had smiley face potatoes for dinner today, they kick ass! Probably gonna go try on some of the clothes that i got for California today to make sure they actually fit and everything. Well..yeah..that's about it.  ..and nobody goes to Hooters for wings.

www.shadyltd.com/

I think Eminem would bust a cap in someone's ass if he knew where they were sellin his clothes!!

Animal Crackers are GREAT!

               .....Really?!? Then why did i laugh at this?

And this, Kids, Is what they call "Monkey Porn":

Here's what happens when someone smokes a little TOO much Wacky Weed and then writes a poem..Hmmmm..and it's about Monkeys!!

"It Wasnt Me" ~ Shaggy

RikRok:  yo man
Shaggy:  yo
RikRok:  open up man
Shaggy:  what do you want man?
RikRok:  my girl just caught me
Shaggy:  you let her catch you?
RikRok:  I don't know how I let this happen
Shaggy:  with who?
RikRok:  the girl next door, you know?
Shaggy:  man...
RikRok:  I don't know what to do
Shaggy:  say it wasn't you
RikRok:  alright...

    chorus 1 (RikRok)
honey came in and she caught me red-handed
creeping with the girl next door
picture this we were both butt-naked
banging on the bathroom floor

how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

    (Shaggy)
how you can grant the woman access to your villa
trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
you bettah watch your back before she turn into a killah
best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
to be a true player you have to know how to play
if she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay
never admit to a word when she say
makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

    chorus 2
RikRok:  but she caught me on the counter
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  saw me banging on the sofa
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  I even had her in the shower
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  she even caught me on camera
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  she saw the marks on my shoulder
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  heard the words that I told her
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  heard the screams getting louder
Shaggy:  it wasn't me
RikRok:  she stayed until it was over

(chorus 1)

I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me

(Shaggy)
make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on da right prefix
whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex
as funny as it be by you, it not that complex
seein is believin so you better change your specs
you know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Rik-boy your answer: go over there
but if she pack a gun you know you better run fast

(chorus 2)
(chorus 1)

how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me

gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
I've been listenin' to your reasonin' it makes no sense at all
we should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
you may think that you're a player but you're completely lost

(chorus 1)

                      Rednecks!!!!!

  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Some Welfare White Trash:

Some raccoons eating at this person's white trash home:

www.mnsi.net/~remocoon/ welfare.htm

A Welfare Wedding:

We gots a lot of people on welfare these days: